- (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
- Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
- Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
- Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
- Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
- (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:
“I wish my 15 year old self would have known about my allure to the opposite sex!”
I could not resist a shirtless Benedict Cumberbatch photoset.
oh danielle…you kill me lol<3
‘Saturday Night Live’ 38x21 | Weekend update
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Jimmy Kimmel: “It must be great to be Scotty, a character we’ve known all our lives.”
Simon Pegg: “I like it, yeah.” (x)
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IM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS
Franz Fernando
U-3
The Windows
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because everyone needs benedict’s rainbow eyes on their blog
More like galaxy eyes
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This is one of the best lines in the history of anything.
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Doctor Who Cares? - A spinoff in which all is right with the ladies’ storylines and they take custody of the TARDIS every weekend to explore the universe together
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Clara + red
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PLEASE NEVER GIVE YOUR ANIMALS HARTZ PRODUCTS! IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS DEATHS IN CATS, and DOGS, it HAS CAUSED BURNS, and SEIZURES, THE VETERINARIAN SAYS IT IS PURE POISON. EVEN THE ANIMAL TREATS! PLEASE PLEASE REBLOG THIS!! YOU MAY SAVE A LIFE!
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So today my mom and I were shopping and we found some Doctor Who stuff and she said, “Ugh, Doctor Who is for BOYS.”
I WANT EVERY SINGLE FEMALE WHOVIAN TO REBLOG THIS TO SHOW MY MOM THAT DOCTOR WHO IS FOR GIRLS AND BOYS.
C’mon! Let’s show her the power of the female Whovians!!! :D
I JUST READ IT AND REALISED THAT I’M NOT A WOMAN BUT GIRLS
SHOULD(already) WATCH THE SHOW TOO.
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